Saturday, January 7, 2012

oh, i forgot to mention that it hailed on christmas day in melbourne :D
so although it was summer, i had a white christmas. kinda. it was scary. hahaha.
my sister's car got dented. but luckily her windscreen didn't shatter like the one on the news.

oh. and on new year's eve, we went to see the fireworks.





the arts centre. i got the images from google cause i forgot to bring my camera that day. smart.




















it caught fire after the fireworks ended.








after that, i really had to go to the toilet. and there were so many people like omg.
random people dancing on the streets and all were cool. but drunk people are generally pretty scary.
so anyway, went to the public toilet. u know the kind in the middle of no where with the auto door.
yeah, queued for ages, and when it was finally the person in front of me's turn. he took a century.
jeremy: "why is he taking so long?? i bet he's shitting. there's nothing else... unless he's wanking. you wanna bet $10 he's shitting? for sure. let's bet! $10!"
me : "no i don't want to bet."
and when the door finally opened, the guy walked so fast away with his head down. i was gonna walk in, but a sudden gust of wind from the cubicle got me to shout out loud "omg!! omg!!!!! crap!!! i cant go in there!!!! i cant!!!!!"(i probably shouted 'i can't' more than twice) and i saw some er.. left overs on the seat. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
so yeah i heard a few people behind shouting at me. haha.
 "are you f*cking kidding me?!" (i guess he really needed to go)
"go girl! u can do it! just go for it!"
"its okay, just hold ur breath and go!"
i really couldn't bring myself to do it so i left the line. and before the person behind me could reach the door, i heard " HOLLY sh*t! that is bad!!"
hahahahha.
the story doesn't end here.

so we went hunting for another toilet. (im so lazy to type and explain)
anyway, found toilet (unisex), really long queue. drunk woman behind me shouted at my sis to queue up when she just walked there to talk to me, sis explained, woman shut up, a guy (guyA) came didn't know it was a unisex toilet, walked to the front, woman shouted at him to queue up, guyA asked if it was a unisex toilet, woman asked him to just shut up and queue, guyA pissed off, another guy (lets name him guy B) waiting for his friend who was in the queue got fired at for just standing there, woman asked guy B to wait outside, guyB got mad too telling her that she doesn't have the right to order him around, woman insisted that she has the right (iknowright?whatthehellwoman?!) continued shouting at guyA telling him that she would call the police if he didn't line up. (she's not a very smart woman. well that's the impression she gave me).guyA asked her to go ahead and call the police as if they cared (so true. and i don't know why she kept provoking him) she was holding my shoulder while yelling at him so my sis pulled me away, just in case if he wanted to hit her, erm.. so i wouldn't accidentally get attacked or something. so the guyA was so pissed he just went in the toilet, did his thing with the door wide open, woman shouted "if you don't get out now i'm gonna go in and grab your balls!" (i thought it was quite funny lol) he came out, they continued quarrelling, causing EVERYONE to not be able to use the toilet (it went on for at least half an hour). woman was like, "F you!" and guyA was like, "oh u wanna F? bring it on! i'll F" (or something like that i can't really remember but he almost took off his pants in front of me.)
anyway, guy finally left, woman didn't let me use the toilet although i was supposed to be before her. worse, she asked her friends to go after her so i couldn't go.
so yeah after all the drama, i finally pissed when i already got so used to holding it in, anyway, by then my sis and the bf already walked around(a lot), bought drinks and finished it.
it was bad.

oh, and did you know that if you're in the toilet for too long when there's a long queue, when you get out people actually clap their hands and cheer as if you've just finished a speech? hahhah. embarrassing.

cheers to you if you actually read everything i wrote. give yourself a pat on the back :)
 and i apologize to have wasted your time and also for my bad english. one thing for sure i can't be an author or anything that got to do with language cause yeah, there's non that i'm actually good at. sad. bye.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

我很想爱他,但是眼睛在说谎.
隐瞒比较容易吧.免得感情变的复杂
我很想爱他,但是理智在吵架
退出可以解围吗? 谁能给我一个好的回答?!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

what did i do on christmas eve? drink.
a day before that? drink.
christmas day itself? drink.
boxing day? shopping duh what else.


xmas eve gathering was sooooooo funnyyyyyy. fun :)
although i didn't get to celebrate with my family in malaysia this year.
i really hope i'd be back next year.


"you two should get a house in perth! so i can save on rent and... *evil laugh* hohohohoho!!!"
"sohai. u really have low IQ or EQ whichever."
i don't see how is that related to my IQ or EQ -.- see how my sis' bf talks to me. lolololol. he's a nice guy, really.



it was freezing, or so us girls thought, walking towards the car.
kelvin: "it's so cold."
jeremy: "are you cold?"
kelvin: " yeah. are you?"
jeremy: "no."
kelvin: "then no."
lol. ego.
I've been wandering around the house all night wondering what the hell to do
Yeah, I'm trying to concentrate but all I can think of is you
well the phone don't ring 'cause my friends ain't home
I'm tired of being all alone
Got the tv on 'cause the radio's playing songs that remind me of you


Baby when you're gone, I realize I'm in love 
days go on and on, and the nights just seem so long
Even food don't taste that good, drink ain't doing what it should
things just feel so wrong, baby when you're gone

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

i know this people for like.. how long? less than a month or a month ++ maybe?
and they organized me a surprise farewell. <3 <3 <3 <3
the sweetest :')

after 4 boxes of pizza, ice cream, cake, kuih, pictures, speech and laughter in the not so spacious staff room.
went to starbucks. and you know how small starbucks tables are.
the hot guy.
and pey zhi flirting with marvin. gosh LOL.
and planning trips. hope its successful :)
and the gift.

and the card from my baby students omggggggggggggggggg
:'))))))))))))

i'm gonna miss them.
never knew it was possible to meet so many nice people in one place. in the working world. 
glad i was there :)

this is totally unrelated but
ireallymissyouido.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

the other day this kid came up to me.
boy : " teacher kim, do u have a baby?"
i laughed and couldn't stop, i was in shock
me:  "what do u mean, brendan?"
he looked confused.
boy: "do u have a baby?"
me:" are u asking whether if i have any kids?"
*i repeated my question 
still confused.
me: " do i look like a mom?"
boy : " yes." *smiles.


i knew i shouldn't have worn that dress.
but i thought who cares they're just kids.
lol. insulted but still find it so funny. 
i'm so fat i look pregnant.



"teacher kim! i have 2 ipad at home, i love to play with my ipad. my daddy lets me play with my ipad."
"teacher kim! teacher kim! i have 4 ipads at home! i love to play ipad too."
"teacher, i have 3 grandmothers and 3 grandfathers!"
O.O

Saturday, November 5, 2011

i'm sorry mom and dad, you gave birth to idiots.

me : *talking about school blah blah, some guy with the audi car, blah* 
sister : " i love audi!"
me : " yerr.. i dont like. i like bmw.  audi reminds me of... olympic."
sister: "there're only 3 olympic rings u idiot!"
me: "oh."
sister: "or is that 100 plus."
me: "i dont know. 100 rings are colorful too. come, lets google."
*uses phone
me: "olympic logo has 4 rings la!!! and u called me an idiot."
sister: "let me see!"
*passes phone
sister : " u blind?! u count!!"
me : " oh! 5!!!"
sister: "now search for 100 plus."
*google100plus  image
sister: " there's only 2 rings cause its a 100. and they're white."
****LAUGH LIKE IDIOTS WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN***










phlegm
me: " what is.... felgium??"
sister: "flem!!!! ohmygoooossshhhhhh!!!!!!"
me: " ohhh!! that's how u spell phlegm. i didn't know."
sister: "*laughinglikemadcow omg! i gotta tell this to wenly." *takes phone






sigh. 
i know i know.