i'm sorry mom and dad, you gave birth to idiots.

me : *talking about school blah blah, some guy with the audi car, blah* 

sister : " i love audi!"

me : " yerr.. i dont like. i like bmw.  audi reminds me of... olympic."

sister: "there're only 3 olympic rings u idiot!"

me: "oh."

sister: "or is that 100 plus."

me: "i dont know. 100 rings are colorful too. come, lets google."

*uses phone

me: "olympic logo has 4 rings la!!! and u called me an idiot."

sister: "let me see!"

*passes phone

sister : " u blind?! u count!!"

me : " oh! 5!!!"

sister: "now search for 100 plus."

*google100plus  image

sister: " there's only 2 rings cause its a 100. and they're white."

****LAUGH LIKE IDIOTS WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN***

phlegm

me: " what is.... felgium??"

sister: "flem!!!! ohmygoooossshhhhhh!!!!!!"

me: " ohhh!! that's how u spell phlegm. i didn't know."

sister: "*laughinglikemadcow omg! i gotta tell this to wenly." *takes phone

sigh. 

i know i know.