the other day this kid came up to me.

boy : " teacher kim, do u have a baby?"

i laughed and couldn't stop, i was in shock

me:  "what do u mean, brendan?"

he looked confused.

boy: "do u have a baby?"

me:" are u asking whether if i have any kids?"

*i repeated my question 

still confused.

me: " do i look like a mom?"

boy : " yes." *smiles.

i knew i shouldn't have worn that dress.

but i thought who cares they're just kids.

lol. insulted but still find it so funny. 

i'm so fat i look pregnant.

"teacher kim! i have 2 ipad at home, i love to play with my ipad. my daddy lets me play with my ipad."

"teacher kim! teacher kim! i have 4 ipads at home! i love to play ipad too."

"teacher, i have 3 grandmothers and 3 grandfathers!"

O.O